Man Plans. Weatherman Laughs

On the Tuesday before the storm, I called my wife to begin the necessary bureaucratic process. We make each other jump through hoops to justify big purchases, if for no other reason than one of us–usually her–can say “I told you so” once the purchase proves imprudent. 

“I think we need to buy a generator,” I said, sneaking the comment nonchalantly into a conversation that started as inquiry into our dinner plans for the night. 

“A generator!?–where did that come from?” she asked. 

“They’re calling for a big snowstorm this weekend.”

“Weren’t they calling for snow last week too–and we didn’t get anything?” 

“Yeah, but this one is different. They’re saying it’s going to be bad–even catastrophic.” 

“Generators are dangerous–my dad burnt up a refrigerator with a generator when I was a kid.” 

“Well, how else are we going to stay warm if the power goes out?” Although our old farmhouse has three fireplaces, the unstable fieldstone chimneys have been cut down. The fireplaces are now defunct, and we have no alternate heat source if our heat pump is without power. “Remember how bad it was when we lost power during Helene–and that was when it was warm,” I continued. 

“Let me think about it,” she said. At that point, I knew she would acquiesce, but the problem with our bureaucratic process is that it takes time.  By the next morning, when she verbally rubber stamped my acquisition request, saying “I guess you can get a generator,” there were no generators left to acquire. I had done my research overnight and had hoped to buy a small gas generator in the $500 to $600 dollar range but Lowes was completely wiped out, not a single generator remained in the store. 

I was left to hurry home and scour Amazon in search of any generator that could be delivered before the storm hit on Saturday. The cheapest one I could find was $1000, but supposedly it could be delivered by Friday afternoon. I don’t think I’ve been so nervous about a delivery since the birth of my son. 

“Why are you so wound up?” my wife asked. 

“I’m worried the generator won’t get here in time.”

“We’ll survive if it doesn’t.”

Sure enough, on Friday, I got a notification from UPS that my delivery was delayed. Had the original forecast proved accurate, we would have been doomed to shiver, but the storm had slowed and the generator was delivered Saturday afternoon, right before the first sleet pellets began to fall. 

Sleet was actually good news. Meteorologists had been waffling back and forth on sleet versus freezing rain, warning that freezing rain would be the worst case scenario in terms of power outages. But the freezing rain held off until the tail end of the storm on Sunday evening–and, of course, the power never went out. 

“I told ya we didn’t need a generator,” my wife said, though she did sprinkle her “I told you so” with some pity, “but at least we have one now if we ever need it.” 

Despite being secretly disappointed the power didn’t go out so I could justify my big purchase and prevent the marital “I told you so,” I am glad it wasn’t all freezing rain. Thomas got to go sledding for the first time!

Down the hill, he goes!

5 thoughts on “Man Plans. Weatherman Laughs

  1. Peter got to sled (toboggan) for the first time, too! I had forgotten how much fun it is. Glad he was here to show me. Also, I considered saying to Steven we may need a generator. . .but I bit my tongue. We have a wood fire place with working chimney.

    1. I think if we would have had gas logs or some other heat source, I would have forgone the purchase but the older I get the more I hate being cold.

      Glad Peter got to go sledding. I rode down a few times with Thomas and I felt like a kid again, except at the end he could run up the hill a lot faster than I could.

  2. We finally invested in a generator. Been thinking about it for a long time, but now we’re in the country, power goes out more often (thankfully only for a few hours so far). Still, when The Engineer’s friend, who always buys the best of everything, bought a bigger generator, he offered us his old one for a good price. It required a little work, but thankfully my husband is handy. So even though our >12” of snow didn’t knock out power, we’re ready for when it does go out.

    It’s so cold now even a few hours would horrible.

    Sledding with Thomas = storing up good memories for the future. So glad you are enjoying the experience now as well.

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