He’s here!–our new bundle of sleep deprivation in the old farmhouse. He goes by the name Thomas. He doesn’t really cry that much, except when others are trying to sleep, at which point he breaks into a chorus that sounds similar to, “Whaa! Whaa! Whaa! Your Boat!” At this point, a week into his life, … Continue reading Pavlov’s Dad and a Paranormal Baby
In celebration of July Fourth, let us remember Thomas Jefferson–founding father and author of the Declaration of Independence. By writing such a highfalutin document, however, Jefferson nearly outdid himself and overshadowed his greatest accomplishment, achieving the distinction as Virginia’s worst farmer. Among neighboring farmers, the joke was Jefferson couldn’t even grow oats and thus merely … Continue reading Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father of Failed Farmers.
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